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Steve Goodie Endoscope 
My 27th CD of stupid songs and stuff (twenty-seven!) is now RELEASED! You can order What, And Quit Showbiz??!! right here!

Naturally, I thought CD #27 should have a salute to "Weird Al" Yankovic... I felt I should come up with a parody of yet another of his original songs. A gross parody, if possible. And I did.

Parody of "Your Horoscope For Today" as performed by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Music by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Words by SG and Carla Ulbrich
Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, vocals, arrangement, production: SG
Librarian: Carla Ulbrich
Saxophones: Bryan Cumming
Trombones: Bill Huber
Trumpets: Buddy Burris

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2016-02-07 scifantasy
Having trouble with the 320 kbps download...missing or incomplete file?
2016-02-09 scifantasy
Nevermind, fixed. I see what the problem was.
2016-02-09 madmanOTL
Well done. My doctor on Friday just about said the first verse to me.
2016-02-09 ldlang
Thanks. Been enjoying the cd since it was on sale. This song I can relate to on several levels, since I'm way past 50 and I help with endoscopes pretty regularly. I hope the research you did on this song wasn't too personal.
2016-02-09 mrwompy
One more masterpiece to add to your huge list of masterpieces!! (The whole new CD is a masterpiece!)
2016-02-09 weirdojace
2016-02-12 Bazooty
You nailed the production as always, Steve! Delightfully disgusting.
2016-03-06 Father Beast
the look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
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