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2016-05-13
Bonecage Spaghetti Squash This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
Squash

Ok, so let me explain something. This thing has been in my kitchen for, no joke, six months. I walk in there to get a banana or some garlic, and this thing is staring at me, almost mocking me.

Why do we have it? Hell if I know! It tastes horrible and is impossible to chop. There is at least a 30% chance that I'm going to lose a finger every time I have to cut one of these damn things open.

Oh yea, also, it is in perfect condition...

Tomato, rotten in like five days.
Avacado, brown in about four and a half minutes.
Spaghetti Squash, longer shelf life than a freakin' Twinkie

Anyways, I channeled my squash rage into a song. Look for part two in six more months.

P.S. - I know Spaghetti Squash is a fruit. In this song, it is not a fruit for a while. Suspend disbelief!

Comments:
2016-05-13 ldlang
Okay, that sums it up. Thanks. Couple people at work eat these things. They'll live forever... unfortunately.
2016-05-13 Madmike
I think this is my new favorite bonecage song.
2016-05-13 devospice
This is a wonderful song.
2016-05-14 Insane Ian
This is fantastic. And I laughed out loud at the last verse. Well done once again, man!
2016-05-15 STrRedWolf
These are what chickens are for.
2016-05-26 dino-mike
I'm just going to assume you have no idea how to prepare one... This song is so amazing!!!
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