Ok, so let me explain something. This thing has been in my kitchen for, no joke, six months. I walk in there to get a banana or some garlic, and this thing is staring at me, almost mocking me.
Why do we have it? Hell if I know! It tastes horrible and is impossible to chop. There is at least a 30% chance that I'm going to lose a finger every time I have to cut one of these damn things open.
Oh yea, also, it is in perfect condition...
Tomato, rotten in like five days.
Avacado, brown in about four and a half minutes.
Spaghetti Squash, longer shelf life than a freakin' Twinkie
Anyways, I channeled my squash rage into a song. Look for part two in six more months.
P.S. - I know Spaghetti Squash is a fruit. In this song, it is not a fruit for a while. Suspend disbelief!