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Steve Goodie D*ck Heads This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
Remember Fish Heads? Well, now I've screwed that up, too.

And I really can't believe no one ever thought of this before...

Music: Barnes and Barnes
Lyrics: SG
Helpful lyrical ideas: Carla Ulbrich
Piano, percussion, vocals, arrangement, production: SG

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2016-06-05 Insane Ian
YEAH! This was awesome! I look forward to the video staring Dr Demento, Bill Paxton, and Larry David!
2016-06-05 mrwompy
Great parody, Steve!!
2016-06-05 wildcard9
From the title, I thought this was another song about Trump.
2016-06-05 ldlang
Goodie, Goodie, mighty mighty Goodie Comes up with another great song Just when you thought he was done!
2016-06-06 devospice
This is a masterpiece, good sir. I bow in the general direction of Nashville.
2016-06-06 ProjectSisyphus
Beautiful, Steve. And greetings from the dickhead capitol of the world, where texting weaving dickheads are often seen holding up a line of cars down the block to wait for the perfect parking place at a six-story mall garage with five vacant floors so they can buy $28 conditioner for their ironic beards at The Art Of Shaving, yeah.
2016-06-06 dino-mike
Holy smokes this was spot on in production... well done all around!!!
2016-06-10 JohnnyLurg
You should write a parody of "Fight Song" called "Fart Song."
2016-06-11 chicagofan76
Definitely a contender for my Top Comedy song of the year. Wish Dr Demento was still on 97.9 The Loop. Hopefully i will see some of you guys at Fump Fest.
2016-06-11 carlau
Lol @ project Sisyphus !
2016-06-11 carlau
Anyone writing songs about farts- let me know if you need a cowriter. I'm not just an expert in a connoisseur
2016-06-19 Eric Houg
The pros and cons of including that last line about Trum...p Pros: 1. Con man Trump Cons: 1. Trump doesn't quite rhyme 2. Trump reference is briefly (I hope) topical but not a timeless classic
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