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Bonecage Puppy Song (Songwriting 101) 

This song is an exercise in free-form thinking. That is to say that I didn't have a song idea, and I just started saying words until it was a song... kind of.

Feel free to use these proven techniques in your own songs!

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2016-08-09 devospice
Solid advice, right here. I'll keep this in mind for the next song I write.
2016-08-09 Madmike
There has to be a way I can get the song played for Kim. It should only cause a small international incident. I'll see what I can do. This post is over now. This post is over now. Stop reading.
2016-08-09 Insane Ian
YAY! So glad this one has finally surfaced. Love it.
2016-08-09 mrwompy
Why is my elbow missing? Your 1975 Ford Pinto smells like burritos. A calamity occurred outside a bathroom beside somebody's bottle of Clorox. OK ... I used your songwriting method to comment on your song! Obviously, your song had no effect on me.
2016-08-09 Bonecage
From where I'm standing, you wrote a 90s Beck song, so congrats! :P
2016-08-11 dino-mike
This should not be as good as it is... but it made me laugh a bunch.
2016-08-13 ldlang
So you channeled the twisted and damned "They Might Be Giants" cover band from Writer's Block Hell. Nicely done. I enjoyed this, though I'm not quite certain if it was the implied lyrics or the long jams that did not occur!
2016-08-22 Phil Johnson
LOVE this one... Playing it on my podcast this week.
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