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Steve Goodie The Year The Big-Mouth A$$hole Almost Won This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
Every few years I do a Dylan-y song. Here's a nostalgic look back, from the year 2066, at the Cheeto candidacy from Bob's POV. If you're a Trump fan, you might want to skip this one...

And now you can see the video!

Music, vocals, guitars, bass, drums, terrible harmonica, arrangement, production: SG
Lyrics: SG and Carla Ulbrich

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2016-09-04 weirdojace
Bob Dylan would be very proud of this, I'm sure!
2016-09-04 oddaustin
This is a fine Dylan pastiche, what with the spot-on voice inflections, endless slew of alternate rhymes for the title, and basic instrumentation. I can't recall a time when he ever harmonized with himself, but I suppose by 2066 he had to do something new, right?
2016-09-04 jedipoet
So you would rather have Hillary.
2016-09-06 Alverant
I hope so much he doesn't win. It's too bad the media keeps feeding his ego and rarely calls him out on the lies he tells.
2016-09-08 madmanOTL
I love the song though unhappy about the situation that caused it to be made.
2016-09-09 JoeActor
Well played, good sir...
2016-09-14 chicagofan76
Someone should do a response song in case Crooked Hillary wins.
2016-09-21 jedipoet
Wasn't the last Hillary song "she's only a Clinton" an updated song would be good. As for this song Donald Trump is dammed if he does or doesn't. The media keeps slamming him.
2016-09-25 bar1scorpio
Hillary's victory over Trump will be every bit as legitimate as her victory over Bernie Sanders during the Caucuses. XD
2016-11-09 MrTuesday
Uhh... about that.
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