HomeFuMP ArchiveFuMP VideosThe FuMP SideshowAbout The FuMPFeatured ArtistsThe FuMP Online Store
Bonecage Everyone is a Critic (A.I.T.) This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.

Sometimes the burden of being an unsuccessful musician gets to be too much, and you have to write a self-indulgent hate song directed at mean commenters from AVClub. Not me. I'm fine. Someone else.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2016-09-09 dino-mike
You've really nailed the subject through the clever lyrics and catching music.

This song still sucks though.


2016-09-09 EclecticLee
I hope you live a long life you talented one
Your lyrics rock and your voice is fun
I love your work and your songs are the shit
You'll accomplish many things
Cause you rock at life and you know how to have fun
When it comes to cool you are number one
I hope you thrive
I'm sure you'll arrive
Signed, Eclectic Lee, really big fan
2016-09-09 weirdojace
Ah, the joys of being a content creator on the internet. Don't let The Man get you down!
2016-09-09 Jadasc
Is that the backbeat from "When Doves Cry"?
2016-09-13 Insane Ian
DUDE. This isn't just my favorite song of yours, this is probably my new favorite song ever. Well done.
You must be logged in to leave a comment.
Show your support for the artists of the FuMP by making a donation or signing up for a premium subscription.
Level 1 Subscription
Level 1 gives you access to all the high quality (320k) MP3s, including all the songs in our archive. Click here for more information.
Level 2 Subscription
Level 2 gives you access to all the high quality (320k) MP3s, including all the songs in our archive, plus you will receive our bi-monthly compilation CDs with some great bonus material. Click here for more information.
Donate To The FuMP
Any amount is greatly appreciated by our artists.
Host A Banner Ad
Tell all your visitors about The FuMP by placing a banner ad on your site. Click here for the available banners.
Podcast Promo
If you host a podcast please consider running our promo on your show to spread the word.
Have a funny song? Submit it for consideration. If we use it you will be paid and your song will be included on the next FuMP compilation CD.

Click on the link below to submit a song.
Get the latest songs for free, downloaded automatically, or hear Luke Ski and Devo Spice discuss the most recently posted songs.
Click here for podcast info.
C'mon... be our friend! Please?
The FuMP on MySpace
The FuMP on Facebook
The FuMP on Twitter
Radio stations can now download 320k MP3 files ready for broadcast directly from TheFuMP.com. Click on the link below for more information.