So, this is a TINY bit out of my wheelhouse. I don't usually (or, honestly, EVER) do a politically themed song, but given the circumstances, I couldn't resist.
Last Thursday, Kellyanne Conway mentioned "The Bowling Green Massacre": an event that, well...never happened. The internet took it and ran, posting remembrances and stories from the frontlines of an event that didn't exist, and someone even started a benefit fundraiser page for the "victims".
I figured this would be great fodder for a parody of the Kinks song "The Village Green Preservation Society". I recorded this with the help of Nuclear Bubble Wrap, and with apologies to Ray Davies.