Ah, true love. When you'll do anything for your partner, no matter how bizarre, uncomfortable, or disgusting, One thing I've learned in my time on the internet is that I'm glad I don't have one of those freaky fetishes. I mean, if you enjoy being tied up, bound and gagged, and tied to a weathervane on the top of a barn then fine, whatever. I'm just glad I found someone who doesn't require that.

So here's a song about a man with a problem and the woman who loves him for it. I'm sure this is a fetish but I don't feel like googling it right now.

Parody of "Bad Things" by Machine Gun Kelly featuring Camila Cabello.

Lyrics, music: Devo Spice
Vocals: Devo Spice and Blythe Renee
Special thanks to Chris Mezzolesta for helping analyze the music.