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Bonecage Toaster Penis (Andromeda) This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.

As if the title didn't make this totally unnecessary! Anyways, this is a song about the storyline in Mass Effect Andromeda, which is to be released March 21st. I happen to know the exact plot ahead of time, so I'm sharing it with you.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2017-03-20 Insane Ian
You're a mad man, and this is amazing. Well done, sir!
2017-03-20 devospice
I've never played Mass Effect. I think I may have to now.
2017-03-23 Phil Johnson
Agreed... This song could sell a lot of copies of that game for them. :)
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