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Consortium Of Genius The Internet Is Mine 
Now that I, Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III, have digitized myself and the entire contents of my Secret Laboratory into Cyberspace, there will be a few changes around here from now on. For starters, I am now the Emperor of the Internet! Email your tributes to me, and I shall download my beneficence to every computer in your network, for long meantime-between-failures and low parity errors.

If, on the other hand, you ignore this new permanent tenet of online life, you will rapidly contract a particularly nasty computer virus. No exceptions!

Production credits:
Lead vocal: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Background vocals: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Digital samples: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Bass synth: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Modem solos: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Drum programming: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III

Recorded and mixed by Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III in Cyberspace

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2017-06-30 devospice
I, for one, can't think of a better choice for ruler of the Internet. *bows*
2017-06-30 EclecticLee
And I, for another one, welcome our new Internet overlord.
2017-06-30 drumbot
Don't worry boss - we're going to get you out of the internet as soon as we figure out how. In the meantime, please stop it with the electronic music - it's too repetitive even for me!!!
2017-06-30 Alverant
come on man, give us back our porn!!
2017-07-01 Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Say "please", Bwaahahahahahahahaaaa!!
2017-07-02 Alverant
Please give us back our porn.
2017-07-02 Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Now, say something 'nice'.
2017-07-04 Alverant
Something 'nice'
2017-07-05 Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Excellent. Your ability to obediently follow instructions makes you a model subject for my digital kingdom. Your internet should be fully restored... for now!
2017-07-08 drumbot
Would somebody PLEASE get Dr. Pinkerton out of the internet so we can get back to rocking and rolling?
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