2017-06-30
Now that I, Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III, have digitized myself and the entire contents of my Secret Laboratory into Cyberspace, there will be a few changes around here from now on. For starters, I am now the Emperor of the Internet! Email your tributes to me, and I shall download my beneficence to every computer in your network, for long meantime-between-failures and low parity errors.
If, on the other hand, you ignore this new permanent tenet of online life, you will rapidly contract a particularly nasty computer virus. No exceptions!

Production credits:
Lead vocal: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Background vocals: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Digital samples: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Bass synth: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Modem solos: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Drum programming: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Recorded and mixed by Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III in Cyberspace
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EclecticLee - Jun 30, 2017
And I, for another one, welcome our new Internet overlord.
drumbot - Jun 30, 2017
Don't worry boss - we're going to get you out of the internet as soon as we figure out how. In the meantime, please stop it with the electronic music - it's too repetitive even for me!!!
Alverant - Jun 30, 2017
come on man, give us back our porn!!
Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III - Jul 1, 2017
Say "please", Bwaahahahahahahahaaaa!!
Alverant - Jul 2, 2017
Please give us back our porn.
Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III - Jul 2, 2017
Now, say something 'nice'.
Alverant - Jul 4, 2017
Something 'nice'
Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III - Jul 5, 2017
Excellent. Your ability to obediently follow instructions makes you a model subject for my digital kingdom. Your internet should be fully restored... for now!
drumbot - Jul 8, 2017
Would somebody PLEASE get Dr. Pinkerton out of the internet so we can get back to rocking and rolling?
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devospice - Jun 30, 2017
I, for one, can't think of a better choice for ruler of the Internet. *bows*