A few weeks ago, the Harry Potter series celebrated its 20th Anniversary. Getting sucked in to Facebook culture like I often do, I joined Pottermore to find out what house I belonged to, and quickly discovered that I'm a Hufflepuff, like other FuMPers Carrie Dahlby, Chris Waffle of Megathruster, and Bonnie and Xander of The Library Bards.
As soon as I found out and shared this thought I quickly realized that, while there's a song or two about the house, there's no RAP anthem yet.
That's right, I wrote a braggadocious rap song about the least boastful house in all of Hogwarts.
Lyrics and vocals by Insane Ian
Music, mixing and mastering by Bonecage
Parody of "Afro Puffs" by The Lady of Rage