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Holy Bongwater The Lost Art of Not Kicking People in the Face This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
Last month, the frontman of the band Queens of the Stone Age had a quite embarrassing incident where, in a typical "shakes fists at millennials" fashion, decided to kick a camera out of the hands of a girl in the front row.

Except, well, he kicked the camera right into her face and she spent the rest of the night in the ER.

So this is a parody of Queens of the Stone Age's "The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret" immortalizing his dickishness into song.

Jace McLain: vocals
Julia Larson: guitars, bass

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2018-02-05 Insane Ian
Awesome parody of a random moment in time.
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