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Joe J Thomas Dotard Featherhead 
"Dotard Featherhead!"
(a song about a somewhat fictional president)

Dotard: a weak-minded old person
Featherhead: a foolish scatterbrain

(parody of John Denver's "Grandma's Feather Bed")
by Joe J Thomas of Joe's Dump

Copyright 2018, Joe J Thomas, Joe's Dump JoesDump.com
All rights reserved.
Not a Quinn-Martin production.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2018-05-08 devospice
Congrats on this song already making Dr. Demento's Top 10. (It was #6 in April for those who don't follow the show.)
2018-05-08 JoeActor
Thanks! Top Ten Goodness!
2018-05-10 Tzahnke
I love this song! Deep inside I feel like it should have an explicit tag, but maybe it's just all that FCC stuff I read in 2004 kicking in.
2018-05-10 JoeActor
Thanks, Tzahnke! If I had my way, I'd rate the president as "Explicit", and NSFA (Not Safe For Anything)
2018-05-15 JonnySpazzAlt
I've got nothing. You summed him up perfectly.
2018-05-15 JoeActor
Thanks JonnySpazzAlt - he's a simple man... Simply awful ;-)
2018-05-18 Phil Johnson
This should be the campaign song for whoever runs against him. :)
2018-05-18 JoeActor
I'd donate it for FREE, Phil!
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