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Regdar and the Fighters Mall Goth Cop 
What happens when you take the two most hated people in the mall and combine them into one? You get the Mall Goth Cop. A frustrated, yet apathetic mall cop more concerned with patrons' fashion choices than their safety. A combination of Adam Ant, Atom and His Package, and just a touch of Burzum, this song is sure to annoy and confuse true punks and true kvlt metal fans both!

2018-11-30 jeffwhitmire47
Holy crap!! This is everything! Great style and lyrics! Looking forward to more!
2018-11-30 vomithatsteve
Thank you!
2018-12-01 weirdojace
So cool to see Regdar here!! :D
2018-12-02 oddaustin
"They gave me a glowstick, and they told me to keep order" is a fine explanation for modern society. Swell work, Steve.
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