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Devo Spice Lap Dog This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
featuring MC Cone
Some time ago I asked my fans for ridiculous ideas for rap songs. Kristen Keriuac, aka Kornflake said "Things I can't do because there's a dog curled up on my lap."

Some time later I met MC Cone and we talked about doing a song together. I mentioned this idea and he ran with it. And here we are.

lyrics, vocals: Matthew Seidle and Tom Rockwell
music: Matthew Seidle

2018-12-10 Insane Ian
Love this. I too would like a case of the comfortable puppies.
2018-12-10 Alverant
The same thing can happen with cats and cats have claws to encourage you to stay.
2018-12-10 jeffwhitmire47
This is fantastic! One of the best excuses to binge Netflix I've heard.
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