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Flibbertigibbet You Must Give Me Beef 
This song is simply about BEEF, huge red slabs of aged, grain fed BEEF oozing with succulent steroids and antibiotics. Raise your fists to the sky and shout it aloud from balconies and mountain tops. BEEF! If you are a man, then you will understand. Sensitive vegans, this song is not for you. Cower in terror for you too are grain fed.
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2007-02-02 devospice
This guy likes beef almost as much as Luke likes bacon!
2007-02-02 Alchav
2007-02-03 Nateboi
I don't know who this guy is, but I am in full support of any person who likes the flesh of dead animals this much!
2007-02-04 Joyful
Wow. This is great. We want to make an AMV with this. If we knew how.
2007-02-04 samuel_whyte
2007-02-09 darkNES
Even as a vegetarian, I must confess to really liking this track.
2007-06-06 djseamus
A "spork"? Regaurdless of what that might be, this is a great song with awesome guitar work. I definately would love to see another Powered By Satan song on this here FuMP.
2007-11-25 DJ Particle
A spork is basically a spoon that has tiny little prongs on the end of it so that it can double as a fork. Here is a picture of one
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