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Worm Quartet What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
The most evil song Worm Quartet has ever created. Recorded live with Shoebox in his full mullet-swinging glory at Monty's Krown in Rochester, NY. From the newest WQ CD, Mental Notes.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2007-05-04 lukeski
Every time someone downloads this song, a baby koala bear dies. I know this because according to FBI surveillance cameras, ShoEboX is currently sitting at his laptop in his backyard next to his giant cage of baby koala bears watching the web stats with a tazer, three egg beaters, and a large blunt chunk of marble that used to be Jesus' left leg on the big crucifix at the First Presbyterian Church of Rochester.
2007-05-04 Alchav
I assumed he was going to post the studio version from unRELEASABle. I think that is too awesome of a song to go unRELEASEd. Oh well. In any case, this is an awesome song! I was glad to get to see this performed live at PenguiCon.
2007-05-04 wildcard9
2007-05-04 MrTuesday
2007-05-04 peterfump9
I have it already. :-(
2007-05-05 minkwheel
Damn!/ Horray! --there goes ANOTHER baby koala bear! --minkwheel
2007-05-07 filkertom
2007-05-07 jimmyknocker
And you want to know what the sad part about this is? This is what everybody I know thinks my music sounds like. :(
2007-05-08 LoonieBin
Sex, drugs...but no RRSPs?
2007-05-10 seamonkey
Oooh man, this makes me wanna see Worm Quartet live SO BAD! Trust me, if this ever happens I pledge that I will watch the entire show with no pants on. That'll be me waving the tentpole at ShoEboX! Oh, and my parents thought all my music was about queers....
2007-05-21 buzzlightbeer
BRILLIANT! SHITFUCKDEATHBEER! Let me know should you ever come to Colorado!
2008-03-20 zefuldar
I love this SO much. I don't even know why. Way Perfect Live.
2008-12-05 EclecticLee
I probably wouldn't normally care for this song, but the title just makes the whole thing!
2015-04-01 Professor Incubus
I am familiar with Monty's Krown. Our band played our first show there many years ago.
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