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Robert Lund and Spaff.com You've Got Hogwarts 
July 2007 is like the most awesomest month ever: we get a new Harry Potter movie AND a new Harry Potter book within days of each other. Go ahead - start wetting your pants now. Here's a little something to accompany the warm feeling: a parody of Smash Mouth's "All Star." Lyrics by Spaff.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2007-06-22 LoonieBin
The song didn't seem an obvious target for this subject, but hey, it turned out fantastic.
2007-06-22 BathTub
Hahaha, blame Dr Dementor!
2007-06-22 MarlinsGirl
awesome parody! Great job, Robert and Spaff.
2007-06-22 darkNES
I have crapped myself.
2007-06-22 scarybug
2007-06-23 PhoenixTears420
HAHA I am a HP fan and I laughed at this, does that make me Dark? And I would have so been looking forward to July 2007 if HBP didn't SUCK BEYOND WORDS. I went through a few days of depression because of that, but I'm over it now.
2007-06-24 djseamus
Well, I must confess I'm not that big an HP fan besides the movies, but I am a fan of Smash Mouth's "You're an All-Star" and I think you definately nailed it. Glad to see you wrote another song for the Fump, 'cause "99 Words for Boobs" was awesome. Keep up the good work!
2007-06-25 TooLazy
I made the mistake of listening to this for the first time at work (with headphones) with my boss in the room. Trying not to laugh, so hard.
2007-07-11 Hurricane
A work of art, to be sure! I suspect this song will go down in Harry Potter comedic lore history (wait, is there such a thing? Hmmm...) Well, anyways- a wonderful song, can't wait to see what's next around the corner!
2007-07-12 kgirl1992
*Glomps* that was hilarios :D
2007-07-17 Amybeader
Just saw the latest movie. This was wonderful parody: Dr. Dementor *SNIRK*
2007-09-07 kgirl1992
Anyone else hear blue balls yearly? P.S. sounded fantastic.
2008-05-14 hansjsand
It's not ''blue balls'' it's ''Yule balls''. Warning: do NOT sit in school and listen to this song!!! That was the #2749 worst thing I did. and the text is here: http://www.spaff.com/poesy/hogwarts.html
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