In a small cross-section of a fringe faction of a largely-ignored subculture, Worm Quartet is moderately well-known for tunes such as "What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like," "Too Fat For The Pit," "I Can't Get A Job," and of course the breakup anthems "Long Story Short" and "Great Idea For A Song." I have now been married for fifteen years, employed at the same job for nine years, I've been out of the government's "Obesity" BMI level since 2011, and as I'm nearly 40 years old, my parents have remarkably little say in my music selection. And that's all well and good, but WHAT THE F*** AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE SONGS ABOUT NOW?
Worm Quartet is:
-=ShoEboX=- - Vocals, keyboards, programming
Thanks to Devo Spice for the last-minute mastering.
Possible Oscar went to FuMPFeST, and all we got was this stupid documentary
Possible Oscar went to FuMPFeST. This is their story. We proudly present Wasting Film: Live at FuMPFeST 2014, a Turnidoff Productions production.
The FuMP Volume 46 The FuMP Volume 46 (July - August 2014) is now available digitally with physical CDs coming soon!
Volume 46 features all of the songs posted to TheFuMP.com during July and August of 2014 including new tracks by Worm Quartet, the great Luke Ski, Carla Ulbrich, and Marc Gunn.
Marc Gunn celebrates the new season of Doctor Who with a song written by Devo Spice called "Doctor of Gallifrey." Insane Ian celebrates Guardians of the Galaxy with his Beatles parody "Rocket & Groot." And Smashy Claw returns to the FuMP with a very demented song about a "Goldfish."
Also, in a FuMP first, this album contains THREE cover songs. "Der Fuehrer's Face" by Kranken Welpen is a cover of the classic dementia song by Spike Jones. "Rich Fantasy Lives" by Nuclear Bubble Wrap is a cover of the Pegasus winning filk song by Rob Balder. And "Enema Countdown" by Bonecage is a new rocking version of the classic DaVinci's Notebook a cappella song.
This CD also contains a video of the great Luke Ski performing his Logan Award winning parody medley "When You Wish Upon A Death Star" live at Orlando Nerd Fest.
Spaff.com presents The Best of Robert Lund! 25 tracks of hilarious songs penned by Spaff and recorded by Robert Lund, including his hit songs "I Got Crabs from Darth Vader," "99 Words for Boobs", "Re: Your Song About My Client Delilah," and "Save Me, Obama."
This CD features liner notes written by legendary radio personality Dr. Demento and a reversible insert, so you have your choice of what cover you want to see on the outside.
the great Luke Ski's new album "4th Grade Talent Show" available now! My 11th full length comedy album "4th Grade
Talent Show" is available on CD and as a digital download
right now at http://lukeski.bandcamp.com
and on CD in the FuMP
Store! This CD has the Logan Award winning
Disney-buys-Star-Wars parody medley"When You Wish Upon A Death
Star", as well as my 2014 hit from the Dr. Demento Show, "Fake
Adult". It also has tributes to Scooby Doo, 80's media
franchise mascots, a Tyrannosaurus, and a deep dive into the dark
crevices of my mind, if you dare to go there with me. The album
features appearances by Devo Spice, Insane Ian, Carrie Dahlby,
TV's Kyle, Lindsay Smith, Tony Goldmark, a whole lot of folks
from the FuMP, and Doug Walker "The Nostalgia Critic"!
It's 70 minutes of content for $10 + shipping on CD, or $8
the great Luke Ski
Carrie Dahlby releases her 3rd album, “Sing All Funny Jokes”! The 3rd studio album by
Carrie Dahlby, "Sing All Funny Jokes" is chock full of songs she's
posted at the Funny Music Project website (TheFuMP.com) from 2009 to
2014. The album features appearances and / or collaborations by the
great Luke Ski, Devo Spice, Flat 29, Earl 'Wyngarde' Luckes, Cirque
du So What?, TV's Kyle, Power Salad, Worm Quartet, and introducing
her son, Alex. With Dr. Demento Show hits like "Twitter Tweetin'",
"Pregnancy Is Strange", and "Almost Parent Time", "Sing All Funny
Jokes" is the best Carrie Dahlby album released in the past 5 years!
You can get the album now both as a download and on CD from her new
Bandcamp page, http://carriedahlby.bandcamp.com,
as well as her previous 2 albums, "Giant Kitten" and "Happy Ranch".
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