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2009-05-01
Bob Ricci Little Poop Scoop 

(Litte Poop Scoop You don't know what I got)

Well I'm not bragging babe, so don't put me down
But I've got the baddest pooper scooper in town
When we're in the park and Sparky does his thing
I got the situation handled, I'm the feces king

She my little poop scoop
You don't know what I got

Just a little poop scoop with a no-slip grip
And built-in tachometer to monitor trips
It works on concrete, gravel, and grass
And it's got doggie perfume to freshen up his ass

She's my little poop scoop
You don't know what I got

[Bridge]
She's got a light Weight construction and you just can't lose
With her built in headlights for nighttime use
And if that ain't enough to make you flip your lid
There's one more thing she's got a doggie-dip bidet

And if you end up far away from your abode
Check out that LCD display GPS mode
And even if you've got a Doberman or a Pug
They'll love that doggie toilet paper feels just like a rug

She my little poop scoop
You don't know what I got

She my little poop scoop
You don't know what I got

She my little poop scoop
You don't know what I got

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