HomeFuMP ArchiveFuMP VideosThe FuMP SideshowAbout The FuMPFeatured ArtistsThe FuMP Online Store
 
Username:
Password:
2010-04-13
TV's Kyle Stop Moping Around 

It's hard for me to ignore.
That you're trembling on the floor.
What are you doing that for?
Please stop moping around.

The problems are in your head.
I don't know anyone who wants you dead.
And they're sure not under your bed.
Please stop moping around.

No one's gonna break your eyes and
no one's gonna steal your thighs.
I mean it.
Stop moping around.
Don't refuse to leave your room.
There's really no impending doom
to speak of.
Stop moping around.

Your cat is totally fine.
He's not messed up on wine.
That only happened one time.
Please stop moping around.

You aren't allergic to hair.
Perhaps I should've shared
before you shaved yourself bare.
Please stop moping around.

Your veins are not about to burst and
there's no evil liverwurst behind you.
I was joking around.
Unless you have a better plan,
please come down from the ceiling fan already.
Stop moping around.

(Acting like a total weenie.
Seriously.
Please stop moping around.
Fussing like a little wussy.
Seriously.
Please stop moping around.)

You have to know that this behavior's tedious at best.
And that no one will harpoon you if you try on your new dress.
You're lovely and your boyfriend isn't going to go away.
Yes, I'm sure he's not a stalker. Yes I'm sure he isn't gay.

Your job is awesome and it will not kill you while you slumber.
Please don't hide out in your bunker. That would be a total bummer.
Believe me when I tell you now that everything is fine.
Paranoia's not awareness. Who on Earth fed you that line?

Afraid I have to implore
you to open up the door.
Im not an alien spore.
Please stop moping around.

Myers isn't on your phone and
Jason isn't in your home and
Chucky is close to the ground.

He's fictional I'd have to say
but you could take him anyway
Regardless, stop moping around.

No one's gonna break your eyes and
no one's gonna steal your thighs.
I mean it.
Stop moping around.
Don't refuse to leave your room.
There's really no impending doom
to speak of.
Stop moping around.
Show your support for the artists of the FuMP by making a donation or signing up for a premium subscription.
Level 1 Subscription
Level 1 gives you access to all the high quality (320k) MP3s, including all the songs in our archive. Click here for more information.
Level 2 Subscription
Level 2 gives you access to all the high quality (320k) MP3s, including all the songs in our archive, plus you will receive our bi-monthly compilation CDs with some great bonus material. Click here for more information.
Donate To The FuMP
Any amount is greatly appreciated by our artists.
Host A Banner Ad
Tell all your visitors about The FuMP by placing a banner ad on your site. Click here for the available banners.
Podcast Promo
If you host a podcast please consider running our promo on your show to spread the word.
Have a funny song? Submit it for consideration. If we use it you will be paid and your song will be included on the next FuMP compilation CD.

Click on the link below to submit a song.
Get the latest songs for free, downloaded automatically, or hear Luke Ski and Devo Spice discuss the most recently posted songs.
Click here for podcast info.
C'mon... be our friend! Please?
The FuMP on MySpace
The FuMP on Facebook
The FuMP on Twitter
Radio stations can now download 320k MP3 files ready for broadcast directly from TheFuMP.com. Click on the link below for more information.