I stopped waiting tables
that very first day
Read the license agreement
And clicked on “OK”
I started composing
and I know I’ll succeed
Cause I’ve got Garageband™
And it’s all that I need

I added a drum beat
Though it seems a bit wrong
and some chords that don’t go with
this particular song
some effects on my vocals
a drum fill or two
If Bach had Garageband™
He’d be famous too

(quick bad counterpoint interlude)
Bridge:
My band teacher called me a no-talent hack
I’ve got my defense, it was free with my Mac

My style is eclectic
like no artist before
I like heavy metal
and a pounding club floor
I’m a little bit country
And I play the bassoon
And I put all this talent
into every tune

My vision is finished
But I’m not done yet
With one click I can publish
my work on the ‘net
This miracle software
will bring riches to me
with millions downloading
my music for free

And when I have made it
There’s a place yet to go
the silver screen beckons
And I’m sure that although
I’ve never once acted
I’ll call Tri-Star collect
once I open iMovie™
Oh, the films I’ll direct.