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2010-10-05
TV's Kyle Spookier Than You 

I'm so scary I don't know when to quit.
I got a big black hoodie with a skull on it.
And if that ain't enough, I live in a pit.
With spikes and a ghost who will slime you when he spit.

Well, maybe I made that last part up.
I got a horrifying beverage in my frightening cup.
This conversation's over and I know it's abrupt.
I've gotta go scare babies, so I'll see you, man. Yup.

I am spookier than you.
Black spray paint is on my shoes.
Red food coloring abuse.
Spookier than you.

I am spookier than you.
I have sharpened up my tooth.
Look out, I'm an at-risk youth.
Spookier than you.

My skin had too much pigment.
So I sprayed it white like the inside of a thin-mint.
See you on the pavement with a black umbrella.
I'm a pastey fella. And I kinda smella.

Got a full collection of Jhonen comics.
And big black t-shirt with duct tape on it.
I'm lookin' sexy. I gotta be honest.
Come on Hot Topic babes. You know that you want it.

I am spookier than you.
Black spray paint is on my shoes.
Red food coloring abuse.
Spookier than you.

I am spookier than you.
I have sharpened up my tooth.
Look out, I'm an at-risk youth.
Spookier than you.

I've got long nails.
Black and retail.
Lee press-on fail.
Spookier than you.

I am spookier than you.
Black spray paint is on my shoes.
Red food coloring abuse.
Spookier than you.

I'm so spooky.
Creepy kooky.
Rather ooky.
Your bunny slippers just ran for cover!
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