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Insane Ian Assassin's Creed 
featuring The Stacey

"Assassin's Creed" parody of "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry (Katy Perry, Bonnie McKee, Lukasz Gottwald, Max Martin, Henry Walter)
new lyrics by Ian Bonds

Assassin's Creed
Assassin's Creed

(Assassin's Creed)
Abstergo Industries
They went and kidnapped me
Revealed my ancestry
(Assassin's Creed)
Turns out I never knew myself
(Assassin's Creed)
My story will begin
With a piece of Eden
Now I'm an assassin
(Assassin's Creed)
And I will take you out with stealth

They stuck me in
The Animus
Those Templar Knights
You can not trust
Relive the lives
Of ancestors
Use hidden blades
on jugulars

Falling into hay
Conveniently placed
I'm stabbing lots of guys
No I don't need a disguise

(Assassin's Creed)
Ancestral memories
Give me abilities
So I can stab and flee
(Assassin's Creed)
Climbing wall's no easy tricks, no
(Assassin's Creed)
Start in the Third Crusade
Then to Italy
but here in modern day
(The Animus)
I feel like I'm inside "Matrix"

And if I knew then
What I know now
To be captured
I'd not allow
I stab them all
Then "Leap of Faith"
'Then I'd wake up in
In some hay

Leaping from rooftops (it was out of the blue)
It's a real long drop
I'm killing Templar Knights (yeah, secret society)
Glad I'm not afraid of heights

(Assassin's Creed)
Mayan mystery
A Conspiracy
(Assassin's Creed)
How'd I get into this?
(Assassin's Creed)
Stop the World's End
Apple of Eden
(Assassin's Creed)
Blades hidden in my wrist...

Assassin's Creed
Assassin's Creed

Yeah, I'm stabbing all your goons (stab 'em right in the face)
Sending you to meet your doom
Vanish when a smoke bomb's tossed (yeah, I'm running away)
Got more plot twists here than "Lost"

Assassin's Creed
Assassin's Creed
Assassin's Creed
Assassin's Creed
Assassin's Creed 
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