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2013-05-03
Power Salad The No No Facebook App App Song Song 

A Facebook friend I know was playing Songpop, uh huh
He asked me if I'd join him in a game
He'd send me requests and I would beg him to stop
Cause all these online challenges are lame

and I said
No, no, no, no, I don't play them no more,
Those Facebook games are really a bore
Don't ask again to play me Words With Friends
Or help you with your stupid farmland chore

A lady friend I know just sent a birthday request
I clicked on it, which really was a shame
The next thing I knew, well it had rifled right thru
My address book which had ten-thousand names

and I said
No, no, no, no, I don't < > no more,
Or take part in your Mafia War
I'm perfectly fine not digging diamond mines
Or helping with your stupid farmland chore

But now I learned the way to block these facebook requests
It's all thanks to my lovely fiancee
On Twitter we met, and I'll certainly bet
She's real no matter what the people say

and I said
No, no, no, no, I don't play them no more,
I'm much more busy now than before
Wiring these funds to my beloved one
And her secret bank account offshore

and I said
No, no, no, no, I don't play them no more,
Those Facebook games are really a bore
Don't ask again to play me Words With Friends
Or help you with your stupid farmland chore
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