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2017-01-27
Nuclear Bubble Wrap A Rowling in Time 

All through... my life... since a lad, I've wanted just to write
But I'm not yet published
They say my stuff's rubbish, now

J.K.... Rowling... wrote a book and got rich overnight
I got none completed
Makes me feel defeated

My artistry's not gettin' me to gettin' closer
So artlessly, I'll take a metaphor knight bus and throw her

I'm-a-Rowling back in time
To write the books before she has a say
Set the pod for my space crimes
I'm Sirius, not J.K.

Now I'm... loaded. And now, Rowling's in a mental ward
Where she got committed
Once I counterfeited

She's been... writing... Harry Potter pages on the  walls
Screams about me nightly
I change her spoilers slightly

I'm-a-Rowling back in time
To write the books before she has a say
Set the pod for my space crimes
I'm Sirius, not J.K.

And factually, she's quite correct that I deceived her
But naturally, nobody ever will believe her
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