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Smashy Claw Regarding Your Demise 

Hey little man, scooch on over, make room for big ol' dad 
Hmm, what was that? No I'm not drunk, shut up, don't be a brat 
I know that it's late; I just wanted to say a few things, father to son 
As you grow up, you'll want to quit when it's tough 
And maybe you should, cause life sure sucks 

Living's a gateway drug that gets you hooked on breathe 
You'll build up a steady dependence and a deficit ends in death
God is your dealer, and with age he'll jack the price 
So intentions are hopeless, whatever your dope is 
You're just a corpse waiting to die, okay now sleep tight 

Everyone's got a nightmare regarding their demise 
Sleep well my little angel 
Someday you'll be dust, and they'll hardly mind 

I know you're young, and mom was saying I shouldn't be so blunt 
But in my gut, I know you'll be better off knowing this stuff 
The world's made of tools that are molded by rules, many of which are built on lies 
The optimist is the kind who is willingly blind 
He'll get stabbed twice and still ask why 

Fear is the worry for bad outcomes you might face 
Sad is acceptance when those outcomes have taken place 
Life doles out annoying guests, that'll break down the cosmic door 
And son to be honest, I downed a few vodkas 
I don't know what I'm saying anymore, I'll be on the floor 

Even I've got a nightmare regarding my demise 
Sleep well my little cherub 
Someday I'll be dust, and you'll hardly mind 

I won't always be here, son, so heed these words I spout 
Life is a scary thing, and you'll spend it doused in doubt 
A dad's job is to prevent his kid from repeating mistakes he's honed 
But no matter how hard I try, you'll only make your own, you'll go it alone 

My neverending nightmare's regarding your demise 
Sleep well my little darling 
Someday you'll be dust, someday I'll be dust 
Someday we'll be dust, but we'll hardly mind
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