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2017-04-04
TV's Kyle Plastic Beach 

I met you in a toy shop. You were such a living doll. Except for that dumb living part, but weíll bypass that wall. I canít fit inside your mansion or your tiny little pool. I canít join you at your 20 jobs or study at your school. I tried to ride your horse once and the poor thing broke in two. And yet you never scolded me. No wonder I like you. I can dress you up in anything, but you canít dress me back. I want to live inside your world. Why canít I be compact? Girl, I wanna take you to a plastic beach (you know a) tiny little paradise is within reach (you know I) know youíll be so happy, though youíre without speech. (I want to) take a fakey walk with you on plastic beach. ďYouíre a woman of few wordsĒ, I said, ďbut I think we agree, that shrinking is a step that I should take for you and me.Ē I visited my doctor to discuss this major step. He blathered on about how shrinkingís not invented yet. My friends think Iím pathetic. Well, The haters gonna hate. I wonít be deterred by naysayers. I know our loveís my fate. They say that Iím a weirdo and they say that Iím depraved. All I want to do is walk with you beside the waves. Girl, I wanna take you to a plastic beach (you know a) tiny little paradise is within reach (you know I) know youíll be so happy, though youíre without speech. (I want to) take a fakey walk with you on plastic beach. Donít give me that look, girl. Despite what you saw, My heart is all yours, girl. Youíve got it all wrong. I ask you to heed this, my desperate plea. That mannequin you saw me with donít mean nothing to me. Girl, I wanna take you to a plastic beach (you know a) tiny little paradise is within reach (you know I) know youíll be so happy, though youíre without speech. (I want to) take a fakey walk with you on plastic beach. Girl, I wanna take you to a plastic beach (you know a) tiny little paradise is within reach (you know I) know youíll be so happy, though youíre without speech. (I want to) take a fakey walk with you on plastic beach.

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