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Steve Goodie It's Daylight Savings Time! 

It's daylight savings time, that time of year when I'm
Chronically late for work, which annoys that stupid jerk

My manager I mean, down at the Dairy Queen
Oh how he does berate, me when I come in late

He likes to yell and scream, “There's no 'I' in team
I need punctual employees, to make stupid frozen treats”

Oh I'm so sorry sir, I'll go work the register
But he says “you're late so you, go clean the ladies' room”

So I'm scrubbing toilets now, cursing because somehow
This 23-hour day, got longer anyway

What dumb-ass thought of this, arbitrarily changing what time it is
It's only payback y'all, for the extra hour last fall

It will not save you time, won't get you more sunshine
Just makes us surlier, from getting up earlier

So when you're at DQ, waiting in the drive-thru
Don't expect a faster crew, to f***ing wait on you
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