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Consortium Of Genius Welcome to the Lab 

What is this you're seeing?
You've never noticed before
A sign that's glowing green
Above a half ajar door

'COG Secret Lab' spell the letters all glowing
You can't resist, curiosity's growing
Are you foolhardy enough to go in there?
Every sign points to the fact you should not dare

THE LAB - You have found the Lab
THE LAB - Welcome to the Lab
THE LAB - Step into the Lab
Venture in there slowly as you stop and stare

Welcome to our lab
Perhaps it seems familiar
Be careful what you grab
So many things to kill ya

Crazy imposing inventions loom overhead
Gazing at them fills you with somewhat mortal dread
Monster robots mutant alien weaponry
Powered by our diabolic machinery

THE LAB - Welcome to the Lab
THE LAB - You are in the Lab
THE LAB - Our super-secret Lab

Once you've entered our domain
You're never quite the same
We'll modify your brain
To amplify our aim
So don't return again
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