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2017-04-11
Lauren Mayer If Men Could Get Pregnant 

If men could get pregnant Contraception would be a basic right Access to birth control would never be cut No one would say you only need it cause you're a slut The pill would be the easy method favored And it would be free and bacon-flavored If men could get pregnant About sex ed we wouldn't be so uptight States wouldn't make up legal contortions To prevent men from having safe legal abortions And a real effective morning after pill, you know Would've been invented a hundred years ago If men could get pregnant They'd decide exactly when they want to conceive There'd be cool pregnancy comfort devices Stretch marks would be a national health crisis About natural childbirth, men wouldn't give heck to me It would be as rare as natural vasectomy If men could get pregnant They'd get two years paid maternity leave They'd proudly breast feed in public, and not cower They'd wanna show off their size and squirting power So as for women's choice, I hope men view it By thinking about what if they had to do it This reproductive battle, we'd've already won it If men could get pregnant The world would be a better place - cause women would run it! If men could get pregnant (just kidding not really)
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