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2017-05-05
TV's Kyle Consider My Goat 

If I’ve learned a single thing within this year I’ve learned this tidbit. Anyone or anything could possibly be president. In this here United States we’re clearly craving something different. Let me throw within the ring the hat of one I represent. I don’t wanna be that guy, but folks: Please consider my goat. I think that this kid deserves your vote. Please consider my goat. Goats are without hate and without prejudice towards immigrants. If president, I think you’ll find that all your rights will stick around. He won’t even ask for any cash to run this lovely nation. All he asks is that you let him eat the junk that’s on the ground. I don’t wanna be that guy, but folks: Please consider my goat. I think that this kid deserves your vote. Please consider my goat. He will not built a moat. He won’t be a turncoat. He shan’t strike unprovoked. Goat. He is the antidote. He shan’t be a footnote. He will keep us afloat. Goat. Since it’s been established that you people don’t care who you vote for, Why not let the cloven-hooved candidate be president? I don’t wanna be that guy, but folks: Please consider my goat. I think that this kid deserves your vote. Please consider my goat. Better choice than all the gals and blokes. Please consider my goat. He won’t go on twitter just to gloat. Please consider my goat.
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