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2017-04-28
Devo Spice Gravity Is Stupid This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.

The only thing it does is make things fall down
And the only reason was that the earth is round
Well suppose I didnít wanna go down, maybe I wanna
Go up, goodness knows that is gonna be tough
ĎCause now I gotta go to the complete other side 
Of the planet, because it canít fall up, can it?
I tried to understand it, it stinks all around
ĎCause all it wants to do is make things fall down
And it all falls at the same speed, thatís dumb
Thirty-two feet per second, where the heck is that from
Things with more mass should fall more fast
But no, gravity is just a pain in the ass

Ooh! Look at me! Iím gravity! Iím stupid
Ooh! Look at me! Iím gravity! Iím stupid

Iím resigned to my fate so Iíll state in plain words
If gravityís so great, explain birds
Itís a force that tries to drag everything down
So whyís the moon keep going round and round?
The sky is falling! Sure enough, well it could be
And why ainít that stuff on the shelf where it should be?
Right, Ďcause my cat is an asshole, of course
And heís dazzled by gravityís fanciful force
It goes on forever causing drag, thatís dumb
Itíll never stop until your boobs sag, thatís dumb
Even men, thatís dumb, so what Iíve done, hereís a clue, kid
Hack the Wikipedia page to say ďSTUPID!Ē

Ooh! Look at me! Iím gravity! Iím stupid
Ooh! Look at me! Iím gravity! Iím stupid
Ooh! Look at me! Iím gravity! Iím stupid
Ooh! Look at me! Iím gra...					
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