V1)
It’s you and I against the world,
I love you through and through;
I can’t imagine my sunset years,
Without me holding you.
Growing old together is my dream,
And I hope that’s plain to see;
But I have one small request,
As I get down on one knee.

H)
You’re a woman that I met, at a weird time in life,
I’m only 38, I ain’t lookin’ for a wife;
You’re gorgeous and funny, and perfect for me,
I wanna spend my life with you...
... eventually.

CH)
So stand by, you
Oh, stand by, you.
Just sit tight for a year or two,
I’ll be right with you when I’m through, babe;
Let me make one small request,
Cuz frankly baby you’re the best;
Please stand by, you.

V2)
The thought of not being with you,
Breaks my heart and makes me cry;
But to think of all the boobs I haven’t touched,
It’s kind of like a crime.
I hear you clearly when you say,
I’m a relation saboteur;
But if variety is the spice of life,
I want cumin with a side of her.

H)
I don’t wanna cheat, and I don’t wanna lie;
I’ll devote my life to our love, until the end of time.
But I’ve gotta sew my wild oats, with every girl I see;
You’ve got my heart and I’ll return for it...
... eventually.

CH)
So stand by, you
Oh, stand by, you.
Just need to try somebody new,
I’ll be right with you when I’m through, babe;
You know together we’re so great,
And you know that we’ll be worth the wait;
Please stand by, you.

B)

I know right now you’re hurting more today,
But wouldn’t you rather get that out the way?
The next few years you’re gonna be missed,
But the rest of our life is gonna be pure bliss.
I know you’re hurting more today,
I’ll add a notch to my bed post everyday,
Oh, once I plow into 9 or 10 chicks,
The rest of our life is gonna be pure bliss.

CH)
So stand by, you
Oh Stand by, you.
Just hold my spot for a year or two,
My heart only has eyes for you, babe;
We’re kind of like a vintage wine,
We’re only best when given time;
Please stand by, you.
So stand by, you
Oh, stand by, you.
No, you can’t do it too,
Can’t picture you with other dudes, babe;
On this point I will remain strong,
It’s not fair, but I won’t be long;
Please stand by, you.