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Smashy Claw The Seamen Parade 

Hooray, it’s the march of the seamen parade 
A day so very merry, fun, and gay 
The captain, the steward, and the coxswain 
All say, “Hey, it’s the seamen parade” 

Tonight the booty’s in ample supply 
The chest has treasure dripping from the sides 
The overflowing motherlode’s on every eye 
Aye-aye, marching for pirate pride 

We’ll drink till we get good and wet 
Till every one of us aches for the head 
From the throbbing bilge to the poop deck 
March those fine seamen 

So how could any matey be down? 
With such a lovely bounty that we found 
If you see a single bloody lad wearing a frown 
Then blow the man down
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