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2017-06-20
the great
Luke Ski
The Crance 

The Crance
by Whatfor
(c) 2009 Michael Sienkowski


Well you just found out that your boyfriend's dead,
But you want to go to the prom,
But you don't think you can make it.
Let me help you to be strong.
Now your friends all say you should just go home,
But I'll prove them dead wrong.

Let's do the Crance!
Dance your tears away.
Let's do the Crance!
Everything is going to be okay.

Now if you want to crance, listen up to me.
I'll give you all the gist.
Just pretend that you are crying,
And then start to do the twist.
Well you got your dress,
And you look your best,
And you're longing to be kissed,

Let's do the Crance!
Dance your tears away
Let's do the Crance!
Everything is going to be okay.

Well, everybody dies, you know it's true,
And I can't stand to see you, you look so blue.
That's the reason I want to Crance with you.
You look so blue, what can I do?

Well, you just found out that your boyfriend's dead,
But you want to go,
Do the Crance!
But you want to go,
Do the Crance!
But you want to go,
Do the Crance!

Spoken:
All right kiddies!
Take off your clothes, and put on your shoes,
and meet me on the floor, it's easy to do!
Put your right hand up, and you make it a fist.
And put your left hand up, now you twist it like this.
You shake your legs, you swivel your thighs,
You force those tears right out of your eyes
Cause it's the CRANCE!
Yeah, it's the CRANCE!
Yeah, it's the CRANCE!
Yeah, it's the CRANCE!

Well you just found out that your boyfriend's dead,
But you want to go to the prom,
But you don't think you can make it.
Let me help you to be strong.
Now your friends all say you should just go home,
But I'll prove them dead wrong.

Let's do the Crance!
Dance your tears away.
Let's do the Crance!
Everything is going to be okay. (EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OKAY!)
Everything is going to be okay. (EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OKAY!)
Everything is going to be okay. (EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OKAY!)
Everything is going to be o-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay-kay now!

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