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Grottomatic When I'm Dead, Part 3 

I ain’t getting younger, but I still want to dance When listening to current tunes I will still eat cereal that’s on the sweet side While I watch Saturday cartoons Yes, I’m a grown man, but why should I care? Should I be all depressed instead? I live only once, and I want to enjoy it But I’ll slow down when I’m dead I don’t care what’s hip now; I like what I like It’s in the posters on my wall You may like the day spa, but I’ll take the arcade After running laps around the mall I like to observe obscure holidays The big ones are a pain in the head I believe in fun and staying active But I’ll chill out when I’m dead I’ll drink my weight in soda pop and ride out the buzz I’ll skip along the riverside just like a child does And when cabin fever knocks at my gate I’ll pack my car and wander on the interstate So I refuse to wait for happiness to arrive I’ll make it up as I go I’ll just run around and make a fool of myself If I desire to do so I don’t care if I end up underground Or where my ashes are spread I’ll have all the time to put my feet up And take it slow when I’m dead
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