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Grottomatic When I'm Dead, Part 3 

I ainít getting younger, but I still want to dance When listening to current tunes I will still eat cereal thatís on the sweet side While I watch Saturday cartoons Yes, Iím a grown man, but why should I care? Should I be all depressed instead? I live only once, and I want to enjoy it But Iíll slow down when Iím dead I donít care whatís hip now; I like what I like Itís in the posters on my wall You may like the day spa, but Iíll take the arcade After running laps around the mall I like to observe obscure holidays The big ones are a pain in the head I believe in fun and staying active But Iíll chill out when Iím dead Iíll drink my weight in soda pop and ride out the buzz Iíll skip along the riverside just like a child does And when cabin fever knocks at my gate Iíll pack my car and wander on the interstate So I refuse to wait for happiness to arrive Iíll make it up as I go Iíll just run around and make a fool of myself If I desire to do so I donít care if I end up underground Or where my ashes are spread Iíll have all the time to put my feet up And take it slow when Iím dead
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