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2017-06-30
Consortium Of Genius The Internet Is Mine 

Cyberspace: all the rage
Your parents didn't have it when they were you age
The internet's the place to be
Somebody's got to rule it - that someone is me


I rule the internet
The internet is mine
Get on the internet
I log in all the time
I rule the internet
The internet is mine
I like the internet
Now get yourself online

Here's where we put the cats
Here's where we put the porn
Log on to Compuserve
Let's have an online war

Stop watching your TV
It's filled with talking heads
Don't listen to CD's
Try watching me instead

I rule the internet
The internet is mine
Get in the internet
The cyber water's fine
I rule the internet
The internet is mine
I like the internet
It's growing all the time

It's where you learn to type
It's where you learn to surf
If I were cyberking
Then you could be my serf

There's fun activities
Ignore the virus risk
Reboot your modem please
From your AOL disk

You like the bombs of bass
Before they get exploded
The rhythm smacks your face
Prepare to be uploaded

You dream in black and white
I dream in ones and oh's
The sound is oh so tight
Binary rock and roll

meow.
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