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Kyle Cawthon One in a Million 

Baby I think it's time I told you how I feel, there's something about us that tells me this love is real. It's been a long time coming, we've already been dating an entire week. And I can't contain myself girl, so please just let me speak. This is the first time I've ever felt this way, and there's just something that I've wanted to say. You're one in a million, only 7,000 other girls exactly like you, You're one in a million, 320 different girls in America alone. No need to worry, you're the only girl for me, Just thank your stars you weren't born in Beijing. Look I'm not saying that it's bad to be Chinese or anything, What I'm getting at is that there's over a billion people in China. . . Same with India. Actually, I think the worst situation might be if you were born in a small densely populated country like. . . Bangladesh. Seriously that country isn't even a fraction of the size of Russia and has WAY more people living there, It's kind of crazy, actually. You're one in a million, about 20 girls in Florida that I'd like as much as you, You're one in a million, 8.5 girls in New York, that're just as good as you. I'd say you're one in a billion, but that'd be like a thousand times unique. I know there's not that many girls in the world, I'm just taking artistic liberty in this song. You're like finding a pearl in a bigger pile of pearls
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