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2017-08-25
Insane Ian Summer Time Jam 

Summer Time Jam
Lyrics by Ian Bonds
Music by Ian Bonds (with help & loops by MAGIX Music Maker)
Mixed and Mastered by Ben Stahl
1)
Summertime and the livinís easy
But the air is not-so breezy
Hate to tell you but Iím not the one
Who ever thought that summertime could be fun
ĎCause the airís so hot and thick
And to me all my clothes just stick
All the kids are out of school
And the little ones just peeíd in the wave pool
(pre-Chorus)
Inside my carís like an oven
Canít grip the wheel without some gloves and
I think 3 months is too long
So I went and I wrote this song!
(Chorus)
This is a Summer Time Jam
For all you summer time fans
Thatís not exactly what I am
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh!
This is a Summer Time Jam
For all the summer time fans
Of which I donít understand
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh!
2)
I canít stand the summer months
Gotta hide from all the bugs
They chase me when I mow the lawn
And I just hate the cicada phenomenon
I spend all day drenched in sweat
They havenít made a beach thatís fun yet
Iím no good at the summer sports
And I blind everyone when I wear shorts
(pre-chorus)
Theme parks, are you kidding me?
They got lines like the DMV!
(Chorus)
This is a Summer Time Jam
For all you summer time fans
Thatís not exactly what I am
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh!
This is a Summer Time Jam
For all the summer time fans
Of which I donít understand
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh!
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh!
(Bridge)
Mosquitoes, and beetles,
And chlorine up my nose
The bees and fleas,
Oh help me please
Iím so hot and tired
Deodorantís expired
Got pit stains and neck sweat
and thatís not the worst yet
At night youíve got bats
and swamp ass, AND SWAMP ASS!
(dude, summerís almost over!)

(Chorus)
This is a Summer Time Jam
I hate the summer time, man
Every crack is filled with sand!
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh!
This is a Summer Time Jam
Canít stand these summer time plans
Rather have AC and a fan!
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh!
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

This is a Summer Time Jam
For all you summer time fans
Thatís not exactly what I am
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh!
This is a Summer Time Jam
For all the summer time fans
Of which I donít understand
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh!
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
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