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2017-08-04
Lauren Mayer Hormone Hell 

My mood is edgy, my nerves are fried I canít control it, God knows Iíve tried Iím either crying or in a rage Thereís no denying Iím acting my age But what makes it twice as frightening Is that my kid is going through the exact same thing CHORUS Hormone hell at my house, Hormone hell at my house Momís menopausal with a teen in puberty, not a pretty sight to see Around here no one talks when we can yell Ė cause weíre in hormone hell. He feels lethargic, I sweat all night I feel despondent, heís wound up tight His rude comments make me cry Heís sprouting facial hair Ė and so am I They say misery loves company But Iím not sure if that applies to my son and me CHORUS Hormone hell at my house, Hormone hell at my house Momís menopausal with a teen in puberty, not a pretty sight to see Around here no one talks when we can yell Ė cause weíre in hormone hell. Once he was pleasant and I was too Now heís an adolescent and Iím a shrew Heís locked in his room, headphones on his ears Cat food commercials reduce me to tears The only thought that relives my curse Is that I hear with a daughter itís even worse! CHORUS Hormone hell at my house, Hormone hell at my house Momís menopausal with a teen in puberty, not a pretty sight to see Around here no one talks when we can yell Ė cause weíre in hormone hell.
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