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2017-08-22
The Library Bards Geeky Girl 

Geeky Girl
(Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)
Hey Girl,
Hey Boy!
You wanna play with my toys?
Sure, Boy!
Too bad!

I’m a geeky girl, in a nerdy world
Games and plastic, it’s so tragic
I wanna play with toys, but they’re all for boys,
Imagination, but no representation

Come on Hasbro, don’t be shallow!
I’m a geeky girl, in a nerdy world
Games and plastic, it’s so tragic
I wanna play with toys, but they’re all for boys,
Imagination, but no representation

I’m a strong character in a fantasy world
kicking butt, fighting crime, flying spaceships

They won’t sell, I can tell, give me muscles and pain,
We need more manly men, we don’t need tits

Where’s Gamora? Where is Rey?
With no Black Widow, there is no Avengers

Oowooah

I’m a geeky girl, in a nerdy world
Games and plastic, it’s so tragic
I wanna play with toys, but they’re all for boys,
Imagination, but no representation
Come on Hasbro, don’t be shallow! (x4)

In your slim leather suits, you are only a tease
I need tough action stars, not you whiney ladies

We can fight, save the day
But we never can play,
Only doll I can find Slave Leia

Where’s Gamora? Where is Rey?
With no Black Widow, there is no Avengers

Where’s Gamora? Where is Rey?
What do you mean, it’s to avoid spoilers!?

Come on Hasbro, don’t be shallow! (x4)

I’m a geeky girl, in a nerdy world
Games and plastic, it’s so tragic
I wanna play with toys, but they’re all for boys,
Imagination, but no representation

Come on Hasbro, don’t be shallow! (x4)

Aw, it looks like you’re having so much fun!
No toys for you!
Aw, corporations!
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