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Holy Bongwater Eggos 

Parody of “Echoes” by Pink Floyd

Overhead the maple drop hangs motionless above the plate
Surrounded by the dinner forks
And butter knives and plastic sporks
The Eggo of a distant meal was calling me into this place
Where everything you see is syrupy

Then I see to my surprise
My waffle’s burnt along the sides
I look the waitress in the eyes
And then I scream “go make it right”

Waiting patient in my seat, I watch the other people eat
And no one else complains, how can that be?
I get my plate, lo and behold… it’s one degree too cold
I guess she’s stupid so I say it slow…

This waffle is a huge disgrace
It’s nowhere near the perfect size
This breakfast needs to be revised
Before it flies into your face

The waitress brings a plate to me, exhaustion in her eyes
It has to be about the eighteenth time
I grow impatient with the way they haven’t made my breakfast right
It’s midnight now and I’ve been here since morning

But this time it’s a bit askew
And no one really has a clue
And so I scream “no tip for you”
And throw the plate across the room
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