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2017-11-17
Project Sisyphus Every Song Sounds Just Like This 

It seems that music now
Must past one simple test:
Don't be original
Try to sound like all the rest


Stop here for no reason (break)
Make the f***in' words profane
And most importantly
These four chords must never change


B sect
It's like I waited my whole life
For a time I'd find such musical conformity
No solo, no bridge, no riffs
'Cause people want every song to sound just like this


Chorus:
Every song we know
This is how they go
Every song, every song sounds just like this
It would be unwise
To expect surprise
Every song, every song sounds just like this:

(trumpet break)


Now for the second verse
Who took the drums away?
Oh good they're back again
Good use of that cliché


And here I sing real high
So no one falls asleep
Ooh, now it's all muffelly (filter down)
Bring on that thing that beeps (break bar with riser beeps)

Chorus:
Every song we like
They are all alike
Every song, every song sounds just like this
You know every note
Long before they're wrote
Every song, every song sounds just like this:

(Hold that laptop! Here's the meaningless, sing-song secondary chorus!)


Oh...oh...oh
Oh...oh...oh
Oh...oh.... every song sounds just like this


Oh...oh...oh
Oh...oh...oh
Oh...oh.... every song sounds just like this

(Now for the Jamaican rap):

I'm the one they call for the occasion
When the song be too caucasion
To refine this recycled disco
With my non-threatening machismo

Hola, ladies, who's yo' padre?
Like Longfellow, I'm a double entendre
Whose words be true, alas:
Some rain will fall 'pon yo' ass

Clean like Hammer, edgy like Snoop
The pride of a Sony focus group
So listen to this hip-hop scholar
Tell you how to make a dolla


I own estates and a yacht and a chopper
Next to me Warren Buffet's a pauper
You no Shakespeare, tho' you hopin'
if money go before, all ways do open.


(Third chorus! Time for the explosion!)


Chorus:
Every tune these days
They are all replays
Every song, every song sounds just like this
If you think I'm wrong
Play a Bieber song

Every song, every song sounds just like this:


(Repeat Ooh-ooh part) -

Outro lyrics ad-lib:


Calvin Harris: “Feel so close to you right now, but you stanky”
Maroon 5: “Sugar? That blows! I just snorted it all up my nose!”
Train: “Just a bit bored, wish I had a new chord...this is bye bye...eye...eye...eye.”




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