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2017-11-21
The Library Bards Finn and Poe 

Finn And Poe 
(Parody of “Ex’s and Oh’s” by Elle King) 
Well, there was an ace pilot for the new resistance 
He had a rolling droid where he hid the new plans 
Whoa, and then he let him go 

Now, a Stormtrooper’s fighting in the name of new law, 
He got blood on his helmet, didn’t like what he saw, 
Hey, hey, so he made a getaway 
One, two, three, you gotta listen to me, 
You better give the audience what they wanna see, 
It’s not a phase, they can really save the day, 
They always wanna tease, but you’ll never make ‘em gay. 

It’s Finn and Poe, oh, oh, we want, please 
with lightsabers and X-Wings 
a ship for all! 
Can’t let it go 
It’s Finn and Poe 

Found the leather jacket stuck in the sand, 
Wore it through the movie to remember his man 
My my, but Poe was still alive (spoilers) 
Met back at the base, rekindled the bro- 
mance when he bit his lip sayin’ hello 
You know, that's how the story goes 

One, two, three, you gotta listen to me, 
You better give the audience what they wanna see, 
It’s not a phase, they can really save the day, 
They always wanna tease, but you’ll never make ‘em gay. 
It’s Finn and Poe, oh, oh, we want, please 
with lightsabers and X-Wings 
a ship for a-ah-all 
Can’t let it go 
It’s Finn and Poe, oh, oh, we want, please 
with lightsabers and X-Wings 
a ship for a-ah-all 
Can’t let it go 
We want Finn and Poe. 

One, two, three, you gotta listen to me, 
You better give the audience what they wanna see, 
It’s not a phase, they can really save the day, 
They always wanna tease, but you’ll never make ‘em gay. 
It’s Finn and Poe, oh, oh, we want, please 
with lightsabers and X-Wings 
a ship for a-ah-all 
Can’t let it go 
It’s Finn and Poe, oh, oh, we want, please 
with lightsabers and X-Wings 
a ship for a-ah-all 
Won’t fly Solo 
We want Finn and Poe.
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