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2017-12-05
Robert Lund and Spaff.com Make Christmas White Again 

Donald tweets
Are you listenin’
You athletes
That he’s dissin’
Increasing attacks
On uppity blacks
Help the right make Christmas white again

Gone away
Is Obama
Here to stay:
Psychodrama
The future is Breit
-bart News and spite
Help the right make Christmas white again

On the White House legislative scorecard
Zero is the number he’s sustained
Though he’s just a sociopathic blowhard
He keeps his fellow morons entertained

Later on
We’ll conspire
To collude
With the liar
Our thanks are sincere
Comrade Vladimir
Helps the right make Christmas white again

Homophobes and nazis, we’ll conceal ya
Under ugly red-state baseball hats
Stump for Alabaman pedophilia
We’ll sell our souls to beat the Democrats

In the grind
Of the season
If we find
There’s been treason
We’ll still wave our signs
The day Trump resigns
He helped the right make Christmas white again

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