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2017-12-22
Steve Goodie The NRA Song 

Oh every day in the USA, people get shot full of lead
Cause some young tool with an arsenal, oops forgot to take his meds
We say boys will be boys with their phallic toys, they're never gonna go away
So some freak is tweaked, but our elected geeks are owned by the NRA
Yeah, we're the NRA

Cause cash is king, we're all gazillionaires, so the laws don’t change, you get thoughts and prayers
And any meth-head can get an AR, or an Uzi off the shelf at Super Wal-Mart
No background check, no problem at all, go ahead open fire at the goddam mall

We’re the NRA yo, why not open carry your guns around
Cause gun-fire keeps our pee-pees up
Won’t let a bunch of snowflakes slow us down

We swear to God it’s all self-defense, selling millions of these things
And we defend that mounting body-count, with our big old magazines
We’re all heroes stopping bad guys, yeah, we're all macho mega-studs
Hey it feels real good just like Hollywood, but with real blood and guts
With our heads right up our butts

And I keep a freakin shotgun by my bed, though statistically my kids will shoot each other instead
And one single gun will never do, cause it’s all right there in amendment number two
What’s mine is mine, I need my Colt Carbine, and three glocks and a couple dozen AK-9s

We’re the NRA yo, you can open carry your guns around
Cause it’s a sure-fire way to keep profits up
Won’t let a bunch of snowflakes slow us down

Oh sure, we heard, another massacre, some white boy from the klux klan of ku
Hey, that’s the price of freedom, yeah there ain’t a whole lot that you can do
We compensate, being inadequate, yeah, that’s pretty typical
And we repeat the line that automatics are fine, as if we're stopping criminals
When we're just ammo-sexual

Oh we think bangers and snubs are cool, when it's time to arm the ladies at the nursery school
But I’d kill for a drone, or something ballistic, or a nuclear bomb, or anything shaped like a lipstick
And that's all fine, thanks to our gun lobby
You better pray your kids don’t get blown away

We’re the NRA yo, you better wear your kevlar when you go out
Cause it's a sure-fire bet one of our misfits
Can't wait to mow you down

We’re the NRA yo, we like to open carry our guns around
Cause it’s a sure-fire way to keep profits up
Won’t let a daily massacre slow us down
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