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2018-01-19
Steve Goodie A Confederacy Of Douches 

It's a confederacy, of douches
It's a confederacy, of douches
It's a confederacy, of douches
Confederacy, it's a confederacy of douches

When he wins, even though he loses
When he whines that it's all fake newses
When he grabs all of the pusses
He's a douche cause, he's the aloof-est

And his base allows, all his abuses
Why, cause it's a confederacy, of douches

It's a confederacy, of douches
It's a confederacy, of douches
It's a confederacy, of douches
Confederacy, it's a confederacy of douches

He's got just one use for, our constitutious
After he poops, it's for wiping his tuchus
He enjoys kissing Russian cabooses
Likes Puty-Putin's, yeah, those guys are collushous

And congress allows, all his abuses
They're worse than Draco, Narcissa and Lucius
To scrub off the smugness, takes several loofas
So incoherent, such a damn dufus
Much worse than Nixon, and both of the Bushes
Why, cause it's a confederacy of douches

It's a confederacy, of douches
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