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2018-01-23
The Belle Isle Rats Too Old to be a Boy Band but Too Young to Die 

No longer always on the go
the falsetto's getting' low
those dope and trendy clothes
don't fit no more
We've forgotten all the moves
We've forgotten all the grooves
and all those lyrics that were autotuned

but we had a lot of fun
and we had a decent run
But then our fans grew up
so now we're done 

​And now the girls don't
lose it over us much anymore
And if we danced all night
when we got up we'd be sore
and though it breaks our hearts
we had to kiss that life good buy ​'cause we're
too old to be a boy band but
too young to die

Back then we were all the rage
Girls hanging out backstage
Massive entourage, Ferrari in the garage
But now I'm pushing my own cart 
buying groceries at Walmart
Sometimes they recognize me
down at the bar

but we had a lot of fun
and we had a decent run
But then our fans grew up
so now we're done 

CHORUS

Maybe I should go to trade school
and learn about computers
Or go back to college 
get my degree as a chemistry teacher
or a piano tuner
Maybe I'll work at a winery
or an oil refinery
Maybe a host at an Olive Garden
Once my car is startin'

CHORUS
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