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2018-02-06
TV's Kyle The Horseman Won 
featuring Power Salad

I shot the horse, but the horseman won.
The horseman won. The horseman won.
It was a full attack with a baby on his back
it was a full attack with a baby on his back you know
His aim was true. What can I do?
What can I do-oo-oo?

I shot the bear but the bearman won.
I was no fun. I got no gun.
I launched a full attack with the baby on my back.
I threw it at that chap. Nearly had a heart attack.
But then the bearman won. I’m leaving, son.
I need a va-ca-tion.

Maybe I’ll fly away to somewhere sunny soon.
Then I shall shoot the sun and bring about the moon.
Apocalyptic noon.
Oh, gag me with a spoon.

I shot the horse, but the horseman won.
The horseman won, the horseman won.
But then we made a truce after kicking my caboose.
And then we shot the moose so the mooseman had to lose. Oh, yes
Our aim was true. Yes we both knew.
What had to do!
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